Monday, June 13, 2011

Perpetual Motion Man of the First Kind

  • Perpetual - Continuing forever or indefinitely
  • Perpetual Motion - Motion that continues indefinitely without any external source of energy
  • Perpetual Motion Machine - A machine that can continue to do work indefinitely without drawing energy from some external source.

All of the above are 'Hypothetical' or 'Impossible'. Because Mr. Thermodynamics says so.
  • Perpetual Motion Man - A man that can continue to work indefinitely without drawing salary from some source of income ( ?? )

The Perpetual Motion Men of the First Kind were in fact the first non-lazy humans of their generation. They went about their business as if they were not supposed to answer to anyone. It is their work, it is their benefit. Not anyone else's.
Men are here! We make fire! Cook meat! Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
But over a period of time, men evolved. They evolved to the point that the means of self satisfaction changed from food to money.
Men are here! We make fire for you! Cook meat for you! Then leave with the money and pee at our fortunes in our fancy toilets!
Man of today lives like a Scrooge, jumps into his money pool and still cribs about how he hates his job. Where is the self-satisfaction?

I am glad that the Perpetual Motion Man is hypothetical, else I would have pitied him for being a slave in chains to a world that is greedy to satiate themselves and thrifty to satiate others. I am also disappointed because had he existed, even being a slave would have made him happy. At least there would have been one less cribber!


  1. I know a Perpetual Man of the First Kind who can Fire Crack weld too.

  2. He has even noticed your blog and liked it too.

  3. Hahahahahahaha! He is the sole inspiration of the blog :P


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